Smelly Contest

Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention. The farting contest between daddy and I is still going on. I'm in the lead though!

It's Peanut Butter Time!

Woohoo! Look what I got again! I got more peanut butter!!!! This time, I was not a clean eater like last time. I still had some peanut butter balls/wads stuck to my bottom lip that I had someone help me clean up. But anyways, here is another video of me eating yummy, delicious, scrumptious, delectable PEANUT BUTTER!

Hmm.. what else happened today so far. Oh, I learned how to crawl under people's legs when they're sitting down with their legs up like a triangle. /\ <=Like that. It's just like crawling under daddy's bed but without a bed over your head. (Hey cool! That rhymes!) Well, I can do it when daddy's arm is not calling for me to mouth it. Once daddy's arm is waved in front of me, I'm all for playing with daddy. Crawling around is fun, but being able to fit my mouth over something that's not a rawhide or tennis ball is funner! Hmm.. That's all that went on so far today. I think I'll go to my back yard territory and lounge around in the shade some more. Maybe I can catch a bird?

Oh, so in the back yard, I've been peeing on a weed and that's been growing very well. Daddy says I should pee on his plants and make his plants grow instead of the weed that I like very much. Hmm.. I've been thinking about what daddy said and I think I'll pee on his plants... nah! I like my plant. It grows faster. :)

Peanut Butter

Daddy decided to spoil me today. And I guess provide entertainment. He brought home a bunch of food but didn't let me around it at first. Then later on that night, he took a huge wad of brown stuff and stuck it to the top of my mouth. At first, I didn't know what was going on, but I did taste something gooood. So I kept licking and licking. Boy that took forever to finish, but it was some really delicious goop (that humans call peanut butter? They should call it peanut goop. Or how about mashed peanuts! Haha.. kind of like mashed potatoes, but peanuts instead. haha... Okay, I'll stop joking about human food.). Someone had a camera and recorded the whole thing.



If I get peanut butter all the time when they film me, I'll let them film me all they want. I get yummy stuff.

Mwahahaha... I got drenched today running around in the back yard. Someone was watering the plants out back and I was running around following the water trying to snap at it. I guess they found it entertaining because whenever I got close to the water, they'd move it to the other side of the back yard. How mean! So, what did I do? I chased after it, of course. I got so tired that at one point, I just stood there waiting for the water to come closer to me. But once I regained my energy back, I was back chasing after the water from the hose. Then a little while later, I was super tired. I went to my water bowl, drank some water, then just stared at it, trying to get the water to magically levitate to my mouth to go down my throat. I think I was staring at the water for a good 3 minutes before I took another loooooooooooooooooooong drink and watched the hose. After a few more minutes of chasing water, they turned off the water and made me rest. I was disappointed, but I went over to a dry patch and started rolling in the grass (but mostly dirt. That's what you get for turning off the water!). I came back in the house last night all smelly and dirty. Well, not too dirty, just enough for them to not give me a bath just yet because I heard that I might be going somewhere tomorrow. We'll see if everything works out the way it is supposed to, and if it does, I get to go on a trip! (Not to Petco or on a walk or to the {dun dun dun} vet or to the groomers.)

Wroo.. I think that's enough excitement for the day, I'm tired. I hope tomorrow will be just as fun! Or I hope I get magical powers to make me move stuff. Then the next time I tire myself out, I can levitate water to my mouth.