In auntie's car, I got to sit in mommy's lap because of the lack of space.
In Pet People, I farted on mommy's foot/shoe because she wasn't paying attention to me. I was sitting on her foot, and she still didn't pay attention to me, so I let out a loud fart on her shoe to get her attention. It was "stinky" too! BOL!
Everywhere we went that night, everyone but one person knew I was a shiba. That one person thought I was a corgi, but he also didn't know too much about dogs. His friend had to explain what I was to him.
Cousin Lani got petted by lots of guys (she takes a bit longer to warm up to guys, but this time she went up to them!) At first, she was afraid of the donation bell guy, but when auntie said that cousin Lani was afraid of the bell, he stopped ringing it, and cousin Lani went right up to him! Yayy!
On the way to Petco, I gassed everyone in the car.
Cousin Lani and I were sniffing around Petco, and mommy said she can hold cousin Lani's leash. About a minute after the leash transfer, cousin Lani was sniffing around and squatted and started peeing. I stuck my nose and sniffed the pee and right away I lifted my leg and peed on mommy's leg (unbeknownst to mommy). We overwhelmed mommy!!!! Mommy was trying to stop cousin Lani from peeing inside the store so she was totally missing out on me peeing on her pant leg until she looked down and saw me with my leg lifted. By that time, cousin Lani had already finished and I was about done when she pulled my leash to move me away from her leg. Surprisingly, mommy was really calm throughout the incident (besides saying our special stop word, mommy didn't yell at us. Well, you can't say that the stop word was a yell, it was kind of a grunt? I don't know how to explain how mommy says my stop word.). We couldn't have orchestrated this any better! Cousin Lani started peeing, I sniffed and nearly at the same time as I started sniffing, lifted my leg (I learned some tactics from my old Marine family and my current Navy family: the art of working together and doing something unexpected! Truthfully, mommy should have been prepared.).
You know, I needed a way to let all the other dogs know that she was my mommy. That was the most direct way of doing it. Mommy is MINE!
I think that's all of the highlights from hanging out with cousin Lani yesterday. Cousin Lani, do you have more you can think of?
P.S. Mommy and auntie were joking about it all the way home. Mommy does have the mentality of a dog sometimes: what's past is past.. time to joke about it!
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